Santa’s Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater

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For those who prefer their holiday attire with a side of cheeky humor, the Santa’s Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater is here to make waves. This irreverent sweater is designed to raise eyebrows and provoke laughs, perfect for those who enjoy stirring the pot at family gatherings or holiday parties.

Stand Out this Holiday Season with the Santa’s Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater

This bold and comfortable sweater combines classic Christmas colors with a rebellious twist. Featuring a bright green background, red and yellow accents, and patterns of snowflakes and festive symbols, it looks like a traditional holiday sweater at first glance. But the large text “Santa’s a Wanker” makes it clear that this isn’t your typical Christmas attire.

Santa's Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater
Santa’s Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater

This sweater is inspired by the desire to break away from overly sentimental holiday norms and bring in a dash of British-style humor. The word “wanker” adds a playful yet daring insult that will resonate with fans of sarcastic, self-aware humor. It’s designed for those who don’t mind poking fun at holiday traditions and want to lighten the mood with an unapologetically cheeky message.

Ready to spice up your holiday wardrobe? The Santa’s Wanker Offensive Ugly Christmas Sweater is perfect for those who want to stand out and keep the festive season interesting. Grab yours now, and show everyone that holiday attire can be both cozy and hilariously unconventional!

 

Product details

  • Material: 50% rayon Jersey, 30% cotton Jersey, 20% spandex
  • Color:A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose
  • Size:S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL
  • Brand: Teelands
  • Made in:United States

Care Instructions:

  • Wash white and colored shirts separately in cold/warm water below 40°C.
  • Use mild laundry detergent/liquid, do not soak for long, machine wash on gentle cycle.
  • Dry in a cool place, away from direct sunlight, turn inside out and dry with a wide shoulder hook.
  • Iron at the appropriate temperature, turn inside out, use a steam iron if possible.

How long does it take for my order to arrive?

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  • For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.

Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:

  • United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
  • International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days

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  • $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
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