Jacob Middleton Top Titty 2×4 Shirt

Show off your love for hockey’s toughest and quirkiest moments with the Jacob Middleton Top Titty 2×4 Shirt! This bold design celebrates Jacob Middleton’s rugged style and hockey humor, making it perfect for die-hard fans of the Minnesota Wild or anyone who appreciates the gritty, unfiltered side of the game.

Jacob Middleton Top Titty 2×4 Shirt: A Bold Tribute to Hockey Grit and Humor

The shirt features the phrase “TOP TITTY 2X4” in large, distressed lettering that resembles the texture of a worn hockey stick or puck. The text is designed in beige, standing out sharply against the black background for a tough, no-nonsense look. The inclusion of a small puck graphic embedded within the word “TOP” adds a clever nod to hockey culture.

This shirt captures the essence of Middleton’s persona on the ice—strong, reliable, and unafraid to bring a little humor to the rink. Its straightforward and rugged design mirrors the “workhorse” mentality Middleton embodies as a defenseman, making it a must-have for fans who admire grit and good-natured hockey banter.

The phrase “Top Titty” is a lighthearted hockey term referring to scoring in the top corner of the net, while “2×4” symbolizes Middleton’s tough-as-nails style of play, likening him to a sturdy, unbreakable plank of wood. Combined, the phrase humorously celebrates Middleton’s unique role on the Minnesota Wild roster as a dependable enforcer who occasionally surprises with offensive flair. This shirt is inspired by the blend of hockey toughness and camaraderie that defines the sport, making it a fitting tribute to both the player and the culture surrounding him.

Hockey fans, this is your chance to rep both grit and humor with the Jacob Middleton Top Titty 2×4 Shirt! Perfect for game nights, casual outings, or as a conversation starter among fellow fans, this shirt is a tribute to hockey’s blend of hard work and personality. Don’t miss out—get yours today and show the world you’re all about that “Top Titty 2×4” lifestyle!

Product Details: 

• Material 100% Cotton
• Color A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
• Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
• Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
• Brand Teelands
• Made In United States

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
• Do not use cleaning chemicals
• Limit machine washing and ironing. If so use at the appropriate temperature.