I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt

The I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt is perfect for those who love humor with a touch of boldness. This hilarious design is all about owning your carefree attitude and letting everyone know you’re here for laughs, not drama.

Get the Laughs Rolling with This Boldly Funny Shirt – A Playful and Cheeky Addition to Your Wardrobe

This black shirt features an eye-catching design with bold, playful text. The phrase “I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get” is written in a combination of white and red fonts for maximum emphasis. At the heart of the design is an adorable cartoon chicken, wide-eyed and unapologetic, adding a dose of quirky humor to the shirt. Surrounding the chicken are humorous laurel accents that frame the punchline perfectly, making it stand out.

The overall vibe is cheeky, humorous, and unashamedly blunt—a perfect representation of someone who values humor over seriousness and isn’t afraid to laugh at life. This shirt taps into the universal appeal of humor as a way to connect and share joy. The phrase itself is a playful take on common expressions of indifference, making it relatable to anyone who appreciates lighthearted banter.

The addition of the chicken—a universally funny and unexpected element—takes the humor up a notch. It’s a design for people who don’t take life too seriously and enjoy spreading laughter wherever they go. In a world full of stress, this I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt is a reminder to embrace your inner jokester. If you’re someone who loves a good laugh and isn’t afraid to show it, the “I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit” Shirt is a must-have. Whether you’re wearing it to get a giggle out of friends or strangers, it’s guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Order yours today and let your humor do the talking!

Product Details: 

• Material 100% Cotton
• Color A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
• Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
• Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
• Brand Teelands
• Made In United States

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
• Do not use cleaning chemicals
• Limit machine washing and ironing. If so use at the appropriate temperature.