Call Me Homo Erectus Shirt
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The Call Me Homo Erectus shirt brings humor, clever wordplay, and a touch of vintage style together for those who love to stand out. It’s designed to get laughs while adding a cheeky edge to your wardrobe, perfect for anyone who enjoys a bold sense of humor.
Call Me Homo Erectus Shirt: Witty Humor with a Bold Twist
At the center of the design is a cartoon caveman confidently striding across a vibrant prehistoric landscape, complete with mountains, grass, and clear skies. He’s dressed in a leopard-print tunic, holding a wooden club, ready for action. Above the caveman, the phrase “Call Me Homo Erectus” appears in bold yellow and black text, adding a witty play on words.
Below, the punchline seals the humor:
“The way I’m hard, gay & I love hitting the club”—combining wordplay about early humans (Homo Erectus) with modern slang and humor. This clever mix of themes is guaranteed to grab attention and spark laughter.
The design creatively riffs on history, language, and modern culture. By blending the scientific term Homo Erectus with cheeky modern slang, this shirt celebrates humor and self-expression. It’s a playful nod to evolution, fun nights out, and unapologetic individuality, making it perfect for those who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether you’re hitting the club, hanging out with friends, or just want to bring a smile to someone’s face, the Call Me Homo Erectus shirt is the ultimate statement piece. It’s perfect for casual wear, themed events, or as a quirky gift for someone with a great sense of humor.
Grab yours today and let the world know you’re hitting the club—prehistoric style!
Product Details:
- Material 100% Cotton
- Color A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
- Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
- Brand Teelands
- Made In United States
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
- Do not use cleaning chemicals
- Limit machine washing and ironing. If so use at the appropriate temperature.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
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- Free shipping for order price over 200$
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