Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine Shirt
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Ready to make a bold statement with your wardrobe? The Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine Shirt is here to do it. It’s a loud, proud statement about the weirdness and beauty in life! Combining surreal humor with a bit of criticism of everything from consumerism to eco-innovation, this shirt will get people talking, laughing, and most importantly, thinking.
Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine Shirt– Unleash the Future of Irony!
At first glance, the Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine graphic is all about absurdity. But underneath is a satire on modern consumerism, our endless quest for novelty, and our tendency to use catchy labels for even our strangest ideas. Here, the shrimp is an unlikely hero—a tiny sea creature with big ideas, the embodiment of resilience and adaptability. Powered by something as small and humble as a shrimp, this shirt pokes fun at the rise of exotic energy solutions in a climate-conscious world. It playfully exaggerates the way we tend to label things “eco-friendly” and “sustainable,” regardless of whether it makes sense.
The words themselves—“Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine”—serve as a witty commentary on the hype in modern advertising and branding. What if we just put random words together? Would that be enough to get attention? Turns out, yes! This shirt is for the ironic thinker, the one who delights in nonsense while contemplating profound things.
With the Shrimp Powered Fuck Machine shirt, you’re not just wearing a shirt; you’re embracing a philosophy of humor, skepticism, and unapologetic boldness. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, attending a protest, or just strolling around town, let this shrimp message speak for itself. Dive into the world of the absurd and make this iconic tee yours today—because when it comes to style, sometimes the weirder the better.
Product Details:
- Material 100% Cotton
- Color A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose.
- Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Style Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, T-shirts, and more.
- Brand Teelands
- Made In United States
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash at normal temperature, with similar wash colors.
- Do not use cleaning chemicals
- Limit machine washing and ironing. If so use at the appropriate temperature.
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
- We need 3 - 5 business days to process your order and send it out (not including weekend and holidays)
- Your order will arrive approximately 5-7 business days after it's shipped (except wooden products). We use different shipping partners, but the final delivery is usually via USPS.
- For international orders please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. The final delivery is usually via your local postal service.
Shipping time for 3D Printed Products:
- United shipping time: 7-14 Business days
- International Shipping time: 15-20 Business days
Shipping time for Canvas Wall Art:
Economy
- $7.99 for order price under 50$
- $9.99 for order price over 50$ and under 100$
- $14.99 for order price over 10$ and under 200$
- Free shipping for order price over 200$
Ground
- $16.95 for order price under 49$
- $21.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $29.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $49.95 for order price over 140$
2 Day
- $24.95 for order price under 49$
- $34.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $49.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $79.95 for order price over 140$
Overnight
- $49.95 for order price under 49$
- $59.95 for order price over 50$ and under 69$
- $89.95 for order price over 70$ and under 139$
- $139.95 for order price over 140$
Here’s how we break down our shipping prices:
- $7.99 for order price under $49.99
- $9.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $14.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- Free Shipping for orders over $200
- $9.99 for an order price under $49.99
- $14.99 for orders from $50 to $99.99
- $16.99 for orders from $100 to $199.99
- $18.99 for orders from $200 to $399.99
- Free ship for orders over $400
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